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Mommys Back Massager

SKETCH: buzzzzz

True story… When I was a little kid – idk maybe like 8-10 years old – me and my mom were chilling in her bed one afternoon. Maybe we took a nap or something, I forget. But at one point

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Shopping Cart Kids

SKETCH: shopping cart kids

The other day I was chillin in my car toward the back of a half-full parking lot while my wife was shopping at Target. I saw a young dad running through the parking lot, pushing a shopping cart with two

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COMICS: First Kiss

COMICS: First Kiss

I was writing down my to-do list for today in my notebook, and I noticed that today is August 25. Monday was August 22.* These two dates stick out in my mind for two slightly pathetic but mostly wonderful reasons:

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Home and Family Goals Update 1 – January 2023

SKETCH: house goals

So at the beginning of the year, I wrote a blog post about 5 home goals and family goals I had for 2023. Here they were: Eat more meals at the table with my family Spend more time talking and

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COMICS: Pet Husband

comic strip: pet husband

***True story. Idk why but my wife sometimes pats me on the head like a dog. I am not a dog. I am a husband. Still, I guess it’s better than her punching me in the head three times in

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Why Do Relationships Get Weird for No Reason?

SKETCH: texting police

Why do relationships sometimes get so weird for no reason? I have a friend who I met on HubPages like a decade ago. Let’s call her “Karen” since that’s her name. She’s actually reading right now. Hi Karen!   Karen

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My Home and Family Goals for 2023

SKETCH: house goals

This year I’ve decided to set some relationship goals for my marriage and family. I think about my marriage and my relationship with my kids and other family members fairly often, of course. But it’s been a while since I

Chris January 3, 2023January 3, 2023 RELATIONSHIPS Read more

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